4 definitions by Granny666
A very loyal and indecisive girl who hides behind a calm facade. However, once you get to know her you’ll soon realize she’s one of the most clumsiest and chaotic people you’ll ever know. Don’t let her calm facade fool you! Zaay’s are also known to be short, but they hate being called short. She’s also known to be the baby of the group so make sure you treat baby zaay well!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
A very chaotic and horny being. Always horny and on crack 24/7. She also has a deep concerning obsession over goat beards. In addition, to her obsession she’s very attached to a pad found at Kennedy station. She likes thick men who can abuse her and loves eating fresh perky pink meat and the secret white sauce that comes with it.
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
A jumpy and hyper goose who’s secretly bald. A Maru is very attractive but a huge germaphobe. However, that does not stop her from getting pregnant every week. You will always catch a maru moaning over ice cream. She also loves men with big noses and grey beanies with blue wigs. She is especially fond of crossdressing boys on tiktok.
Granny: we’re lost!
Maru: moaning sounds*
Granny: stop making weird sounds when you’re eating ice cream!
Maru: moaning sounds*
Granny: stop making weird sounds when you’re eating ice cream!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023