1 definition by Graith

No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

by Graith December 8, 2010