3 definitions by Goulash Crompton

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A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person
Edwin goulashed Mary all night long

"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"

"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"
by Goulash Crompton October 21, 2007

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Something wonderful...but with added norse grimness.
Note: Only for the tru kvlt black met'lers.
Abbath: "How are you, Attila?"
Attila: "ERRGHGHHGH!!! FUCKING THUNDERFUL-UHHH!"
Abbath: "YEAH!!!"
by Goulash Crompton February 12, 2008

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"Happiness that surpasses sexcellence."
John: "How are you feeling today, Peter?"
Peter: "Sexcellent! Thankyou John!"
John: "Not raupuncus yet, Peter?!"
Peter: "No, no, no! It's that blasted Margery!"
John: "Damn it Peter!"
Peter: "Thanks John."
by Goulash Crompton February 12, 2008

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