3 definitions by Goulash Crompton

Goulash

A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person

Edwin goulashed Mary all night long

"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"

"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"

by Goulash Crompton October 21, 2007

Raupuncus

"Happiness that surpasses sexcellence."

John: "How are you feeling today, Peter?"
Peter: "Sexcellent! Thankyou John!"
John: "Not raupuncus yet, Peter?!"
Peter: "No, no, no! It's that blasted Margery!"
John: "Damn it Peter!"
Peter: "Thanks John."

by Goulash Crompton February 12, 2008

Thunderful

Something wonderful...but with added norse grimness.
Note: Only for the tru kvlt black met'lers.

Abbath: "How are you, Attila?"
Attila: "ERRGHGHHGH!!! FUCKING THUNDERFUL-UHHH!"
Abbath: "YEAH!!!"

by Goulash Crompton February 12, 2008