1 definition by Gordon Scumway
An evil mulleted man-dyke who prowls the halls of MSA looking for morbidly obese employees to tattle on and find sour patch kids to shove up her gooch.
Tino, a 42 year old data processor, looks to forward her illustrious career in dead-end jobs by whining like a baby and talking incessantly about her daughter, who she calls every hour to talk to for an hour to make sure she is still breathing. In three years, her daughter gets pregnant by a nascar-loving, meth smoking troglodyte who destroys the szoss family.
by Gordon Scumway March 24, 2009