1 definition by Gorbachops
When a you cum everywhere but inside her and she still ends up pregnant. Bonus points if you're for sure the only guy shes been with and the baby STILL isn't yours.
Dudebro #1 "Bro, my girl says shes pregnant but i always pop on her chest". Dudebro #2 "DUDE! That's an Untidy Joseph, your girls carrying Jesus 2.0!" Dudebro #1 "Holy Shit Bro!" Dudebro #2 "EXACTLY!"
by Gorbachops February 26, 2019