34 definitions by Goosey Goose
I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least he’s got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.
by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020
A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020
A small piece of shit that won’t come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.
I can’t push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.
by Goosey Goose July 23, 2020
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020