2 definitions by GoodOldBoyRollTide
Apalachicola is like Charleston and Savannah had a premature baby...its a tiny Southern Coastal town. The place is an old cotton-port on the Gulf in Florida's panhandle and has lots of old antebellum homes, brick streets and a town that sits right on the water. This is the way the rest of Florida was before everyone else moved here and destroyed it. Live Oak trees, palm trees and azaleas grow along sandy roads with palmetto bushes. Oysters are the best in the world here, or were until Atlanta's pollution up river ruined the bay. The region has a lot of Florida's heritage tied up in one little town, seafood, cotton, beaches, timber and turpintine. Tupelo Honey is from this area and the grouper is the best in the world. The tea is sweeter than syrup and the Southern accents are Deep South Salty. If you want to see the Real Florida, this is it.
Apalachicola Girl: I saw your truck at the Pig on Friday, and passed you on the way to WeWa on Saturday.
Apalachicola Boy: Hell, thats why I always keep my nose clean ...you can't poop in Apalach without everyone knowin what color it is.
Apalachicola Boy: Hell, thats why I always keep my nose clean ...you can't poop in Apalach without everyone knowin what color it is.
by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 30, 2019
Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 24, 2019