3 definitions by Good Looking Patton Oswalt
The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.
Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.
by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019
Matt is so drab. His scouting is drab. Did you see his house? Everything is so drab. Even his bbq ribs taste drab.
by Good Looking Patton Oswalt October 21, 2018
Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.
Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.
by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019