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1 definition by Gooblegobblers

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010