2 definitions by GoldenScratch

Ort Dortman

The diver who discovered the part of the Netherlands that used to be under water

Thank god for my man Ort Dortman, now we can get high and fuck whores underneath the sea

by GoldenScratch April 19, 2018

Martha dumptruck

Martha dumptruck is a fugly chick in the 80s movie Heather's, and the 21th century musical that reprised it. Popularized by the tiktok meme powered by the Heather's musical

Heather: Martha dumptruck in the flesh, here comes the cootie squad.

Heather2: Shut up Heather

Heather: Sorry Heather

by GoldenScratch October 28, 2019