3 definitions by Godsbest

cock pocket

Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.

See "Woman"...

All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.

by Godsbest September 3, 2003

impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 2, 2003

cock pouch

See Woman.
See Cock pocket.

My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.

by Godsbest October 1, 2003