249 definitions by God

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2
mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card
by God March 27, 2005
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has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti
oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton
by God April 11, 2019
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A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.
Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.
by God December 14, 2004
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Jedi's Running Loose.

The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.
person 1: oh yay its jrl!
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby
by God December 15, 2004
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to sound like a turkey
that was gobbly
by God February 13, 2003
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Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
by God July 22, 2003
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One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.
the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know
by God October 20, 2004
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