3 definitions by GoathillGary
When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.
Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.
by GoathillGary December 10, 2016
A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop
properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose
consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose
consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I
had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.
OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!
by GoathillGary December 10, 2016