Everglading

Simply put: Motorboating a person’s ass.

Person A places their face into person B’s ass crack and moves about furiously like a motorboat (as in motorboating breasts), but because of the ass’s foul nature, it takes on characteristics of a swamp or the everglades.

Our sex life needed to be reinvigorated so my big sexy, Ryan, and I spent the whole night everglading each other. :-* <3

by Go Bot August 12, 2009

Danny Weiss

To frequently get stuck on walls.

I was running to my next class and danny weissed, so I was quite late.

by Go Bot January 22, 2009

Tub Drunk

When you're so drunk that your friends have to put you in the bath tub to pass out.

Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.

Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.

by Go Bot April 02, 2011

Loalslaw

Something you eat while laughing hysterically.

OMG that's hilarious! I'll have that with a side of loalslaw!.

by Go Bot February 02, 2010

Facegasam

The pleasure one gets from a good sneeze.

Dude, I just had a facegasam.

Did it feel as good as everglading?

Well, of course not, but it was great.

Next time you facegasam use a fucking tissue.

by Go Bot August 27, 2009