1 definition by Go 'Cans!

Top Definition
A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.

Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish

Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers

Population:
12,000 (and breeding)

Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)

Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks

Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
What the hell is wrong with people in Monticello?
by Go 'Cans! September 10, 2004

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