1 definition by Gnome from the Town of Chirps

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n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

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