2 definitions by Glizzy goblin

Satay nipples

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.

Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”

by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021