Definitions by Gio is the shit

El Gio Grande 

a really big dick

That guy has an el gio grande, its huge

El Gio Grande by Gio is the shit September 16, 2012

HFFUUC 

Hot From Far Ugly Up Close.

Gio- Dude that girl looks really hot!
Aj- Yea, I can't really tell though.
*girl gets closer*

Gio- Ew! Nevermind, she's an H double F double U C!
HFFUUC

HFFUUC by Gio is the shit September 1, 2012