2 definitions by GhostrideUrMom

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 12, 2023
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When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
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