1 definition by Gettinitdun
Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
by Gettinitdun January 17, 2020