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A town in Mass. with a crappy high school with way way too many bad teachers and too many druggies/drunks. There are too many pizza places and banks in town. That's about all. The center of town is called "uptown" no matter what. Even though there actually is a concept for using uptown/downtown but this town is in a bubble. I Wish I never moved here and everybody thinks it is great and wants to move here because they only see the big happy outside picture.

Everyone in town is too focused on money, so you are kind of screwed if you are middle class or under. You will make it if you are rich and just about every prick here is.

Everyone here is in a bubble. They think the world is perfect. They don't even pay any attention to the news at all. There parents are all conservative stuck up a-holes. Medfield is about the only republican town in Massachusetts.

These are my honest feelings of this hell hole of a town.

"I am George Bush and I approve this Mess"
"Which pizza place would you like to go to here, uptown in Medfield, MA? Village Pizza, Royal Pizza, Casabella Pizza, or Papa Ginos?
by Get me outta here October 10, 2005
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Crappy little city that thinks it is so great due to the Augusta National golf course. Most of the population is four generations inbred. These people are so ignorant, that they don't really understand how stupid they really are. the other part of the population are people who moved there and cannot afford to leave due to the shitty third world wages.

There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.

Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.

This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!

Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!

I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.
by Get me outta here September 12, 2012
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