3 definitions by Geoff Agnew
when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
by Geoff Agnew June 3, 2010
The feeling of impending doom that you're going to have to do a shit load of sprawls because some cunts haven't done their penalty sprawls for missing training.
I'm having severe sprawl anxiety today. I reckon Mick and Aidy are gonna ride us something shocking tomorrow.
by Geoff Agnew November 2, 2022
A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.
Maxi: What's that?
Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020