Genuine Nerd's definitions

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

Fleeting

The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.

I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

National Be A Douche Day

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.

Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.

by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019

slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

pubic enema

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

by Genuine Nerd March 6, 2010

Fleet

A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.

If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

popeye

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009