10 definitions by Generic_Name idk
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by Generic_Name idk March 24, 2022
The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.
Baldr: Fuck you Loki
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
by Generic_Name idk March 6, 2022
The ancient Pagan god of mostly three main things; Thunder and/or Storms, the Sky, and Agriculture. Mostly known for protecting Asgard from the Jotnarr, Thorr(or Thur) shows up in many myths, often involving the giants. But he is most remembered by hid primary weapon, a short-handled hammer, Mjolnr.
Marvel: *Sees Thorr and other Aesir*
Also Marvel: Imma just ignore all the mythological evidence there and write down my own bullshit lore.
Also Marvel: Imma just ignore all the mythological evidence there and write down my own bullshit lore.
by Generic_Name idk June 3, 2022