In the Twitterverse
, the Twitter MILF
is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...
Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!
a completely inaccurate weather forecast
Isn't there a flash flood advisory for the entire county? It's absolutely gorgeous weather outside! Must be the weatherologist
gave a fauxcast.
Time is precious and who has time to read long reviews? Get right to the point with Twitter-sized testimonials that tell it like it is.
I busted my ass to twitivate but upped my Twitter cred
by adding @guykawasaki, @THE_REAL_SHAQ, @kevinrose, @britneyspears, @scobleizer, @lancearmstrong, and @darthvader as followers!
to register numerous Twitter
accounts to reserve popular names. Like domain squatting but for Twitter.
I just twuatted @united @unitedairlines @apple @google. They've been pwned