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2 definitions by GazzerB

 
1.
overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.
Watch out here comes some hockey mums
by GazzerB September 16, 2008
 
2.
A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.
The woman's a total jaffa-fake.
by GazzerB July 28, 2008