Definitions by GazzerB

hockey mum 

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

hockey mum by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Jaffa-fake 

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

Jaffa-fake by GazzerB August 25, 2008