1 definition by Gaz from orpington
This wonderful breed of human trash, are a form of degenerate bred by a liberal policy that has encouraged whole neighbourhoods of these morally bankrupt scumsuckers.
The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent
The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.
The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.
They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...
It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent
The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.
The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.
They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...
It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
by Gaz from orpington September 11, 2008