4 definitions by Gav and the meat-cleavers
Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
Similar to a Cum Rag. A fuck flannel may not infact be a flannel, it is purely an amount of cloth used to clean up male ejaculate.
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003