GastonRabbit's definitions

'd

Suffix used for abbreviations that lamers tend to stick onto full words for absolutely no reason.

Don't use "'d" incorrectly. It'll only make you look like a n00b.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004

spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004

's

Added to the end of a word to make a singular possesive (or sometimes a plural possesive with words whose plurals do not end with S, such as people) or a contraction with "is" or "has". Poorly-educated people/foreigners tend to use it for plurals and verbs, but that usage is incorrect.

-Correct-
Bob's cat is black.
Bob's going to the store.
Bob's gone to the store to get his cat some food.
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-Incorrect-
Cat's are fluffy animals.
Bob has a cat that overeat's.

by GastonRabbit October 19, 2004

Windows ME

Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.

Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.

by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004

Opera

A browser superior to Internet Explorer and its creators, who favor proprietary "HTML" over the W3C's standards.

Opera is better than Internet Explorer. Actually, snail mail is, too.

by GastonRabbit November 4, 2004

BMP

An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.

BMPs are not for the web!

by GastonRabbit June 24, 2004

Internet Explorer

A browser that while popular, has many security holes. It also has poor support of today's standards, and has a dangerous feature called ActiveX that can be used to install programs harmful to computers.

Still using Internet Explorer? I suggest switching to a Mozilla-based browser, Opera, or another alternate browser.

by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004