2 definitions by GastonQueen

Gaston

When you take a huge shit and it causes you to miss something important. This term comes from an incident during a small production of Beauty and The Beast where an extra missed their entrance (and the whole scene) during the song Gaston because they were taking the world’s largest crap.

Friend: “How did your interview go yesterday?”
You: “I didn’t even make it because I had a terrible Gaston.”

by GastonQueen January 10, 2018

Bull Riding

When you fuck someone doggy style with a septum ring on and you attach chains to it and pull to ride him/her like a bull. Pull as hard as you want

Yeah I was bull riding her last night. I pulled to hard and her fuckin nose split in half

by GastonQueen January 5, 2018