12 definitions by GasMaskOverdrive

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
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When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
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When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017
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A desk (usually at a school) that has an insane amount of gum underneath it.
Dude stay away from the desk right next to the window, it's a total Gunk Bunker
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.
Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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