Gary's definitions

hochayed

1. A state of being, entertaining at first but less desireable afterwords.
2. The result of excessive roxoring.

'where were you last night?' 'I was getting totally hochayed'

by Gary August 26, 2003

beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 6, 2004

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

bumble

A description of a girl who is a bit tubby but is cute and is probably nice to cuddle. Posessing a relitivy large, but perfectly formed "bummable" backside.

That girl Charlotte, she's so bumble.

by Gary July 27, 2004

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 1, 2003