Gary's definitions

runner

Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'

As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"

Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"

by gary November 23, 2004

razzous

where the guidos come to play.

Lindsey Rigo, you goin to razzous tonight?

by gary June 19, 2005

Humans

See: Stupid
See: Evil
See: Hingo

"Humans are stupid."
"Humans are evil."
"Humans like Hingo."

by Gary September 7, 2004

Horny

When Mel wants 2 cum, and what she is all the time.
Fuck, she is horny. She needs to cuuuuuuum!

Mel is so damm horny

by Gary May 1, 2004

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 6, 2003

kalis

n. "kalis", complete ownage, domination, ultimate skill

a#Kalis

by Gary February 14, 2003