Gary's definitions

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

by Gary October 15, 2006

Growler

A large glass (bigger than a pint), of beer.

Brooke is already drunk, does she really need another "growler"?

by Gary December 15, 2003

Mamoulamont

So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced

ma mow la mont

he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.

This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.

Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.

"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"

but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"

by gary November 7, 2004

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

shang

Means anything you want it to mean.

I am a shang
You are a shang
I want to shang you
Shang me now

by Gary August 19, 2006

pussyburger

a vegan burger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots

by gary February 23, 2004