1 definition by Garfunkmon2

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1) Someone who breaks your heart.

2) Someone who shakes your confidence daily.

3) Someone who makes you go down on your knees, begging please for her to come home.

4) Someone who when you return from washing your face will be fucking another dude in your bed. What a hooker.

5) Someone who will eventually get tired of fucking around and settle for you. You will be happy, she will resent you.
Simon: Cecilia! You're breaking my heart! You're shaking my confidence daily!
Cecilia: Yo bitch, go wash your nasty-ass face I've got shit to get done. Daaaaaymn!
by Garfunkmon2 February 06, 2010

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