2 definitions by Gareth Pontin

The Stuka

A sexual act whereby someone will run past their partner, who is laid on the floor, squat down at the last minute, and shit on their partner at the lowest part of the 'dive'. The sound effect of "NYEOOW" is not optional

"I met up with the Stuka Squadron the other night, it was a real mess. John got an absolute eyeful"

by Gareth Pontin May 5, 2021

Underhit

Taking a hit of cocaine before then smoking weed, to counteract the inevitable sleepiness that comes with it

Dude I'm getting so tired, I need an underhit to keep me going

by Gareth Pontin August 6, 2019