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2 definitions by Gambo384

 
1.
One who eats like theres no tommoroww. Watching him eat is like turning on a garbage disposal. Is constantly glued to the TV, Video Games or the Computer. He gets off on Snopp Dog's Girls Gone Wild but not from the girls, from Snopp. A person that is also very un-reliable and shady. Making plans with him is like trusting Benodict Arnold.
You order 2 Large Pizza's and a double order of wings for 4 guys. He eats 8 slices, 10 wings and still pays the same $7 everyone else pays. Or you ask him to play hockey and he says "I gotta cut the lawn at Grama's." But then you drive by his house and he's whacking it to Crank Yankers.
by Gambo384 April 27, 2003
 
2.
A lesbian that plays the "male" role in the relationship. Her characteristics consist of Spikey Hair, Flannel shirts, Mild Facial Hair and a Deeper voice. This is the one who straps on the dildo and pounds the other dyke in the ass. Common Occupations: Trucker, LumberJack, Mechanic and Custodian.
Dyke 1: "Hey Hunny, How was work?"
Dyke 2: "Well it started off good until my 18-wheeler got a flat and I had to make a pit-stop. The flat cost me $125 and a blow job, But things got better when I picked up a gap-toothed 15 yr. old and jammed it in her ass a couple times..."
by Gambo384 April 27, 2003