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"Come mierda" (literally translating "shit-eater") is a term mostly used by Cubans as "dumb-ass" and "fool". The term is used either to describe someone as a fool, someone who is fooling around, goofing off, a foolish or stupid situation, etc. It is also used to describe someone absurdly pretentious or distant.

It is also used in Puerto Rico but there its mostly used to describe someone who is foolishly stuck up or pretentious.
No seas come mierda...
Don't be foolish...

Ese show es una come-mierderia total.
That show is a total stupidity.

Comeran mierda?
Are they stupid or what?

Andrew Dice Clay y Soulja Boy son un par de tremendos come mierdas.
Andrew Dice Clay and Soulja Boy are a pair of tremendous dumb-asses.

Yo usualmente cojo los viernes para comer mierda.
I usually take Fridays to goof off.
by Gallardo2 July 19, 2009

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"MAMAO" abbreviated from mamado (mama'o) is a term mostly used by Puerto Ricans as "Sucker". Although literally it is in past tense as in someone who was sucked, it is not used as such given that its "o" "do" ending makes it audibly similar to the ending of most other descriptive words in Spanish (equivalently so to the many descriptive English words ending with "er").

"MAMON" is the equally popular synonymous that literally translates to "sucker".

"MAMA BICHO" is a stronger variation. It means "cock sucker" in Puerto Rican slang. This is so because "bicho" is used, and only used, as "cock" in PR (it's equally strong and thus mostly reserved for vulgar and informally explicit sexual dialogue). In the rest of Latin America and Spain "bicho" just means "bug" or "creature".

(It must be noted that, understandably, in Puerto Rican culture these terms are never used to insult women and are most times, if not always, solely employed to insult men)
Jodido mamao, uno le pregunta algo simple y te monta una perreta.

Fucking sucker, one asks him something simple and mounts a tantrum on you.

Que mama bicho, ahora se esconde detras de la mujer.

What a cock sucker, now he hides behind his wife.
by Gallardo2 July 18, 2009

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A boring, monotonous, and tedious to watch English sport played by nations with no clue on how to play, nor create, anything better.

A sport that has no shame in stupidly kicking a ball back and forth for 90 minutes to then end the match at 0-0.

A sport that despite its pointless monotony comes up with the stupid rule of offside to make it even more absurdly contrived and monotonous.

A sport where a referee can claim whatever he damn pleases and it goes even if the call is obviously 100% inaccurate, catastrophic, and on camera.

A sport so frustratingly pointless; yet hyped, that many of its live spectators loose their heads by minute 45 and rather start killing each other during half time.

A sport that makes all athletic Americans realize by 9th grade that thankfully there are other sports like Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, American Football, Lacrosse, Golf, etc.
Soccer is like Absinthe liquor, it seems good, interesting, amusing, complex, and fun but once you consume it you realize that its bad elements are too overpowering, too much of it is just too hard to bare, insisting would be pointless, and you say forget it, thanks God there is Rum, Gin, or Whiskey.
by Gallardo2 June 11, 2010

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