Gaaraofthedamned's definitions

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Biker Bar

A bar specifically made for bikers. Usually found along the side of a highway in small towns or in the middle of nowhere. Common activities include drinking (obviously), playing of billiards and/or darts, music (either recorded or live), sitting around and talking, and looking at each other's motorcycles.

Biker bars have a reputation for being rough places. Do not enter one if you are an outsider; if need to enter one arises however, make sure you are dressed tough, not looking dorky, and always watch what you say.

My dad once dreamed of opening a biker bar in southern Illinois.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 11, 2011

Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.

I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011