GWMcL's definitions

head cum

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

by GWMcL July 12, 2010

youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.

Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.

by GWMcL November 5, 2010

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by GWMcL October 30, 2007

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

cuppa diem

That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)

by GWMcL July 30, 2015

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.

- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!

by GWMcL January 25, 2012

iRelationship

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!

Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!

by GWMcL March 7, 2011