used for transmitting random pictures
and information to people who are already involved in your
daily activities and in photos with you, stalkers, and people who either live too far away
or have no interest in communicating with you in real life. Other uses include looking up girls from high school
if they're still hot enough to masturbate to, seeing
prettier than you is commenting on your
boyfriends page and posting pictures
of offspring and grandchildren while secretly thinking that everyone's family but your
See also photostalking
Her: So what made you look
Him: I wanted to have
sex with every girl I met in school
and of the ones who accepted
my friends request, you were the only one on messenger.
Her: So what have
you been up to?
Him: Just touching
myself while I look
at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot!
Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have
and can only check
my email when I'm supposed to be doing
other things at work.
Him: You appear
to be involved in a sexual act while drunk
in public with another female. Even though
I haven't seen you in years I would like to have
intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time
Her: I was too drunk
to remember the photo
being taken so everyone I declined their event
requests will know I am a lush
and a liar. Also, my present
and future employers, significant others, and family
will see the photo
and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone!
Him: I'm going
to like this photo
and comment on your wall so it will appear
higher on the news feed for users that select the most
popular option over the most
recent one. That way more people
will see it before you figure
out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times.
Her: Facebook is so much fun! It makes
me so much less productive and interesting! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time
but my crops never wither and I have
lots of people
I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games!