Truly the most intelligent, wise, benevolent, generous, heroic, most literate, physically attractive, sexually appealing, beautiful, talented man EVAAAR! Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus!!! Admired by men, women, children and animals alike.
It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously!
wet orgasming female: "OMG!! There's Scott, I want to give birth to his progeny."
salivating chick with massive breasts: "Same he's such a great guy......beautiful smile."
*both lick lips and rub nipples*