by God March 24, 2005
Get the in flamesmug. 1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
by God October 28, 2004
Get the Dick Hammermug. The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.
Christianity blinds you.
by God May 14, 2003
Get the Christianitymug. 
It's when you eat a pixie stick and keep the sugar in your mouth and kiss it into someone else's mouth.
It's like snoblowing, but with sugar.
by God October 24, 2003
Get the sugarkissmug. Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
by God April 18, 2005
Get the dashboard confessionalmug. 