GOD's definitions

Submissive

Just a nicer way of saying slutty.

"I fucked two guys last night, but it's okay because I'm submissive"

by God October 27, 2003

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities

Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.

by God October 28, 2003

silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies

Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer

by God October 28, 2003

killerific

see killerful and killapatamus

that was a killeriric meal.

by god October 28, 2003

killerful

see killerific and killapatamus

that was a killerful meal

by god October 28, 2003

diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

by God October 28, 2003

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003