2 definitions by GLiTcHflux

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Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

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After your done banging your Girl pull out and then Proceed to shot your load on the floor next to her head. Grab her by her hair and then start rubbing that bitches face in your load Screaming Bad DOg at the top of your lungs!
After me and my girl got done fighting we had make up sex and while doing her I decided I was done with her so I gave her a farewell Naughty Dog!
by GLiTcHflux August 23, 2006

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