2 definitions by GINGERJUULFUCKER
Riley Reid is hands down the best porn star she is the best looking and the kinkiest pornstar out there. She has a huge variety of style, whether you’re looking for BDSM, lesbian, or gangbang. There are many things that I like about Riley so i'm going to list them all. First her attitude when she is fucking, her attitude is like nothing ive ever seen before in many of the videos that I have seen her in she is definitely not afraid to get down and dirty and even eat a little ass. She is also the type of woman that has bigger balls than most men. If you tell a guy to go run a naked mile he would either have to be very drunk or they just wouldn't do it. But Riley is the type of person to not only do that on her free time but also video tape it and post it all over her social media. The next best thing about her is her form. Not only does she have the sexiest back tattoo when she gets down in doggy style she has a perfect arch that would put any other girl to shame! Her 32A’s are a little small but they match her body size very well and in my opinion and my favorite tit is her right tit because I like the way it looks at me. Her breasts measure 32 inches and that piece of voluptuous meat she calls ass measures at 36 inches and with a height of 5’4 the height to ass to tit ratio comes out to a perfect slim hourglass figure. My next favorite thing about Riley Reid is that she has no sexuality she will fuck anything of any gender that is down to fuck.
by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020
The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!
Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020