GG's definitions

breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

by GG January 26, 2005

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

by GG January 25, 2004

Fish Tank

Yet another word for a pussy. Derived from the fact that they sometimes smell of a fish tank.

Your mothers fish tank stinks up the whole fucking room.

You stupid fish tank.

by GG January 24, 2004

poon tang prince

One of the upper ranks in terms of pulling ass. Many have held this accolade, including Ashton Kootchmaster, Hugh Heffner, and Brad Fox.

I need to learn how to score from a poon tang prince.

by GG January 24, 2004

pig child

The kind of all filth, gluttony, and stupidity. He still roams the earth, conquering as many buffet lines and rancid whores as possible. Avoid him at all cost, for your life is at risk whenever he is near.

Once, pig child and his pig devoured a family size box of frozen lasagna in one sitting.

Pig child's ultimate accomplishment is being so lazy that he failed to get up to use the bathroom, so he just shit on the couch where he laid.

by GG January 24, 2004

stfu

shut the fuck up

stfu heaton i own you u noob

by gg October 2, 2003

stink fetish

This is one of the main reasons pig child hasnt committed suicide yet. It drives him, makes his blood flow. It involves farting, shitting, smelling his girlfriends fish tank, or any other form of stink. Stink to him does what pussy would do to me or you.

Pig child loves smelling his own shit because he has a stink fetish.

by GG January 25, 2004