GFoyle's definitions

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013