3 definitions by G6berry
I have the stomach bug. I feel like I need to barf, however upon doing so, I may also shit. I'm afraid I may sharf.
by G6berry September 3, 2018
Someone who, upon awakening, looks at their tooth brush and says "not today." This action/in-action is repeated prior to retiring to their respective filth-laden sleeping quarters. One who does not concern themselves with the responsibility of proper hygiene, oral or otherwise: thereby exposing others to the toxic fumes emanating from their oral cavity. Synonyms for "anti-brusher" include "tooth denier" and "odor-achiever."
by G6berry January 2, 2019
Manner of speaking in which an "anti-brusher" aka "tooth denier" aka "odor-achiever" aka "alt-reality purveyor" (these terms are used interchangeably) in an attempt to avoid directly answering a direct question, uses excessive idioms and cliches to communicate their version of truth.
Me: Steve, do you have my money?
Steve: I had to run in circles with the bank and they were going around their elbows to get to their assholes to give me mine. Let's circle back to it and I'll let you know.
Me: That is such a "stiche."
Steve: I had to run in circles with the bank and they were going around their elbows to get to their assholes to give me mine. Let's circle back to it and I'll let you know.
Me: That is such a "stiche."
by G6berry January 2, 2019