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Fadjaynus
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Fadjaynus (NOUN) (plural Fadjaynei)

Also known as Fourth-degree vaginal tears. Tears are more common in women having their first vaginal birth and range from small nicks and abrasions to deep lacerations affecting several pelvic floor muscles. About 4 percent of women who deliver vaginally end up with a more serious tear in their perineum that extends to or through the rectum. This is commonly referred to in the medical profession as 'a Fadjaynus.' This will generally involve the vaginal tissues, perineal muscles and the muscle that surrounds the anus anal sphincter. These tears sometimes require repair in an operating room and can cause complications such as fecal incontinence and painful intercourse.
"Eric, will you pass me the padded ring? My fadjaynus is very painful."

"Please Steve. Wait until my fadjaynus has fully healed"

"The doctor says i should wear a sanitary towel until my fadjaynus stops bleeding."

"I have been pouring warm water over my fadjaynus when urinating so my arse hole doen't fill with piss."
by G4ndhi January 14, 2015
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Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
by G4ndhi December 3, 2015
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Noun Singular
Noun Plural - Bum Rape Victims

Definition: Someone who at any point in their life has been subject to any form of nonconsensual rectal intrusion. Victim of Bum Rape.
Contextual Example: "Steve you Bum Rape Victim, you've eaten all my fucking cereal"
by G4ndhi December 3, 2015
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