Easy access free e-mail where you can pick your own 'starring' pathetic name such as "bustysetofdoubleD's" or "mrwellendowed". A majority of NORMAL PEOPLE use it because its easy, fast, efficient, and familiar. Any other than the reasons listed would be a fucking JOKE. Literally.
1."Oh heyyy....." "I've got hotmail so that means I'm hot...."
2."My hotmail was free AND EASY as hell to use." God I'm excited."