G. Thomas's definitions
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
Get the Becauseisaidsomug. Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
Get the postpubescentmug. To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
Get the comasturbationmug. by G. Thomas September 22, 2006
Get the flamishmug. Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.
You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!
by G. Thomas August 14, 2008
Get the bloody elfmug. The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.
by G. Thomas October 5, 2006
Get the reverse bestialitymug. by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
Get the editorialmug.