G. Thomas's definitions

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

urbanify

To change an environment from being rural to something more heavily populated by humans.

After Lewis and Clark, humans had to urbanify America to spread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

by G. Thomas November 24, 2009

atypical pants

Leg coverings that are not usually found on the leg.

"Take those atypical pants off! They're not supposed to go your legs!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

pomosexual

Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.

It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."

"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.

A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

veggietale

Slang for vegetable.

Don't forget to eat your veggietales!

by G. Thomas October 3, 2006