G. Thomas's definitions

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

moisturification

The process of becoming, or to cause to become, moisturized. Synonym with moisturization.

Adding lotion all over her body was certainly an act of moisturification.

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

bimbonic

1) Adjective: Resembling a bimbo.
2) Adverb: Performed in an airheaded fashion.

1) She's too into clothing -- she is sooo bimbonic!
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.

by G. Thomas August 27, 2006

trunkdafied

Verb: To be placed in the trunk of a car.

For the roadtrip, all of our suitcases were trunkdafied.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007