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procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
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mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.
Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.
by G. Thomas February 14, 2010
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.
by G. Thomas October 15, 2006
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comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.
Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.
by G. Thomas September 3, 2006
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dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.
Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"
by G. Thomas August 8, 2006
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