G. Thomas's definitions

vocabulation

Diction (word choice).

"Due to poor vocabulation, the teacher could not understand what the student was trying to say."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.

Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.

by G. Thomas February 14, 2010

bimbonic

1) Adjective: Resembling a bimbo.
2) Adverb: Performed in an airheaded fashion.

1) She's too into clothing -- she is sooo bimbonic!
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.

by G. Thomas August 27, 2006

moisturification

The process of becoming, or to cause to become, moisturized. Synonym with moisturization.

Adding lotion all over her body was certainly an act of moisturification.

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

cameretiquacious

Adverb. (KAM-er-EH-tih-KAY-shus.) To be extremely careful while operating a camera.

She's used that camera for decades, not needing to replace a single part of it. She's very cameretiquacious with that thing!

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008