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Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.
Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).
My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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flamish

Resembling a flame, either in color or physical structure. Can include plasmatic constant change.
Her painting was composed of red and orange strokes; it was very flamish.
by G. Thomas September 22, 2006
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bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.
You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!
by G. Thomas August 14, 2008
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reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.
That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!
by G. Thomas October 5, 2006
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editorial

(i.e. to be editorial) Regards filmmaking -- someone in the process of editing films.
"I'll go get our lunch so you can continue being editorial on your film for a little longer."
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
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